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P.O.O. - A Poem

  • Writer: Werm Punch
    Werm Punch
  • Aug 7
  • 1 min read

Updated: Aug 10

Illustration of Toronto's Provincial Offence Officers showing their badges to a transit-goer. (satirical cartoon art). One officer appears to be a humanoid-poop, the other a humanoid-rat. They both have officer uniforms on and their badges are simply the Smiling Poop Emoji. Behind them, the actual acronym of this sector of Toronto's real-life police force, "P.O.O.", is proudly projected above their heads.

Pooey Odour on my Olfactory

Philosophy of Order by Owing

Power Only to Oppress

Presence Overabundant and Overpaid

Personally Offended by Outcasts

Probably Overlooked Ordinarily

Peepee so Obscure and Off-putting



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